Some quick words on entering a new corporate jungle….
- smile
- don’t do anything or say anything until you scobe out the people you need to know…the decision makers, the bitches, the plebs.
- write everything down that people say. Otherwise, get a recording pen with MP3 which you can take everywhere and record what people are saying. Trust me, you’ll be glad of this months down the line when someone tries to light a rocket up your arse for no reason.
- don’t mention anything that might make you a weird talking point. If you like doing risky activities like gambling, driving your car fast, drinking lots at the weekend…this is a no-no. Remember corporations are full of NON RISK TAKERS who are just trying to preserve and move slowly. Anyone who’s a risk taking, sudden mover…dangerous for them.
- if someone offends you, take note, but don’t get too uppity. Smooching and bullshit are your weapons, use them with a smile.
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